in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.
― Kurt Vonnegut (via thatkindofwoman)
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Distancing is done for two reasons: either because you hate that person or you’re just too scared to fall in love completely with that person.
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when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love
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